Survivalist Chronicles

THEMENACE47 asked:


if dishes and laundry are strictly 50/50 chores, then who should mow the lawn, fix the cars, shovel snow and do the household repairs?………

after reading some housework questions on here im starting to think that the only way to get through to some of these women would be to let a couple of them spend all weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the car, cleaning the garage and running a snake through the plumbing and then still get bitched at when they haven’t washed exactly 50% of the dishes.

but then who cares when you can slap a handful of clothes in the washer, watch 45 minutes of tv and then spend 3 minutes hanging clothes up and be done with all her work too.

girls who watch tv should stop crying about video games too, its not like 16 straight hours of lifetime tv, followed by 5 hours of yahoo chat is making your average bltch any more desirable

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L W asked:


i just got a new white hoodie and i fell on the driveway and know theres a big black scouf mark on the back sleave. its not mud or dirt i think its grease. does anyone know a special way to remove grease stains?

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ARGGGHHHH!!! asked:


What should I use to remove sweat stains, and ***** stains?
It washes off with the sheets, but how do i remove the stains on the mattress?

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Lillian Angelina’s proud mom asked:


I have a light pink leather wallet I really like and I tried to clean it with soap and water but it just made it worst and made stains that were settled way more noticeable. What can I use to remove stains? I have a leather protector to use afterwards but I really need to find a good way to remove the stains.

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Rahsaan K asked:


Hello I am a frequent surfer. But the problem is that my boardshorts get stained easily and the stains are impossible to remove. Please help me. I would like to kno the best way to remove these stains. They are mud stains.

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sowers1293 asked:


Our stainless plates have grayish spots on them like stains but hard to remove. Bleaching liquids and dish washing liquids could not remove them.

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MizMissy asked:


I have a beautiful wedding dress that has some stains on it. I would like to give to someone else that can use it, but it has some stains on it from dirt and maybe some food. I am not sure how long they have been there, as the dress was given to me. How can I safely remove the stains?

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AdamBeaz asked:


Whats the best product to use to remove stains around the tile rim of a swimming pool. The stains are not that bad, but above the water line the tile and grout are a little darker.
I cant remember which product to use to clean that.

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snorkweezl asked:


So this is a totally odd and random question, but I have a set of celadon green crackle finish stoneware dishes from Target. They looked really great when I first got them, but with use they have developed black stains along the crackle lines in the glaze. I’ve washed them by hand and in the dishwasher so I know they’re clean, but they look dirty. Does anyone know of a way to remove the stains without damaging the finish?

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